February 2011
humanoid:
When you make eye contact with a person in another car.
January 2011
So we showed up for the end of my sister's...
and she didn’t even get to compete.
99lions:
Babe, you’re 10, you should be blowing bubbles, not guys.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
I've discovered something about my dreams.
What I eat before bed influences the type of dreams I have, and if I eat anything my body isn’t used to during the day, I have nightmares.
